katohater|W|P|don't forget to fling your poo. David|W|P|Controller Area Network David|W|P|Its not his fault though Jew. His childrans are a bad influence on him.
Well with Michelle not competing Im really not sure why theyre even holding this event. Womens figure skating that is. This is the first time in 12 years she hasnt competed in the Olympics and Im not sure the American fans know what to do.
Side bar- My stupid cat that doesnt let anyone pet her is rubbing up against my stupid dog that needs everyone to pet him.
OK, well it looks like Sasha is getting a medal and Japan is also going to get its first medal of the games.
Thats all Ive got.|W|P|114075660338091198|W|P|"Thats A Lady Skating"|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com
Watchin the Olympics again. Right now their doing Womens Arials. This stuff is pretty cool. Crazy women strapping 6' long boards on their feet and then jumping 50" in the air and spinning around in every direction over and over again on their way down. Im down with it. Im really excited about the Mans 500 Meter Short Track thats coming up. Old 3 names is sure get his ass kicked by the Koreans. I dont even know if theres Koreans in the race. I am sure that Ohno will get his ass kicked by some though.
Image found here.|W|P|114066175739057067|W|P|Crazy Go Nuts|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com katohater|W|P|agreed! Jaime|W|P|Aww, come on...it wasn't that bad. Sure there was a lot of cheese and it required a great suspension of belief, but it was entertaining. Okay...it was better than ice dancing. Jaime|W|P|There's no denying that it's difficult to do and it looks beautiful (except for their make-up, that's just scary), but it just doesn't get the attention because it's a little boring. It's ballroom dancing on blades. Jen|W|P|To get the real effect of the danger I would have to be driving....I know how to take the corners without losing any speed
We were watching the Olympics again tonight. For the most part it was pretty boring. What caught my attention was the big game of grab ass that people like to call Short-track speed skating: 5000 meter relay. These guys take turns going around this little track. When one guy is done with his turn the next guy gets in front of him and then the done guy pushes the new guys butt (yeah 3 8s) as hard as he can.
Homophobia aside this event proves to be pretty interesting. Youve got 16 mans out on the ice at one time and theyre constantly getting in each others way and if they make the smallest mistake theyll likely get a limb chopped off by another mans knife shoe.|W|P|114006614707067983|W|P|Brokeback Short Track|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com Jaime|W|P|That's probably the best name ever for a skate.
Well its that day again. All the girls at work asked me what I was doing for my wife today. And every time I responded: Nothing. Typical man, thats not very nice, blah blah blah. Yeah, I hear it every year. And every year I respond with: I dont love her any more today than I do any other day so what makes this day so special?
Along time ago, when my beautiful wife and I started dating, I told her that I dont observe Hallmark holidays. That doesnt mean your not going to get flowers and candy or that I dont love you. Ill get you those things when I want, not when Russell Stover says I should. And thats what I do. I get her things and its a surprise, its genuine and I think she prefers it that way.
I explained all this to a couple of the girls that were very persistent about me being an asshole. Then one of them said, "Well we (girlfriends and wives) need one day." Then she tells me that I have to find out what her boyfriend is doing for her (he works there too). When I find out Im to report to her. That way, if hes doing something for her she can do something for him but if hes not then shes not going to bother. I told her she should just go buy him some flowers and give them to him regardless of what hes going to do. She didnt like that idea.
What kind of world do we live in? Its gotten to the point where women focus so much on a select few days because their husbands/boyfriends/pimps dont know how to take care of them all year round. It makes me sad.
I know that not all women are like this and not all men dont know how to treat their ladies. Anger works better with broad sweeping generalizations.|W|P|113996648847617548|W|P|Baby You Can Drive My Car|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com Unknown|W|P|I blame it on Feminism. katohater|W|P|this is why we find the good girls and treat them right.or, in my case, the good girl finds me.
Jaime|W|P|To be honest...I much prefer it this way. We didn't even mention the V word to each other yesterday, and it was nice. Unknown|W|P|I love that picture
Holy shit! This Chineese girl just got the shit tibbed out of her. She didnt point but as we know god requires no points. It was in the pairs skating event and they were trying a 'throw quadruple salchow'. Now I dont know what makes it a salchow but what it comes down to is the guy picks the girl up and throws her and she spins around 4 times and lands on one skate. Well she missed and got wrecked hard core. Well thats the end of the program you think right. This girls knee caps have to be shattered and her femur has probably pulled out of her hip. Nope. They finished the program and got the silver metal. Fuck Texas, dont mess with China.|W|P|113989253995052878|W|P|God Will Have His Way|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com Unknown|W|P|I watched that last night - It was freakin awesome! I couldn't believe she even got back on the ice! And then she skated such a great program after that. Jen|W|P|I thought she died at first...I would have wanted to if I hit the ice that hard....I just cant believe how hard he threw her...I think he ment to do it....it was payback for something.
Looks like Michelle is done. She wont be taking the gold home ever which is sad and all but we can all rejoice knowing that the Flying Tomato will be blinging it up.
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For several Olympics now Ive been quite confused by the American athletes official outfits. Why do they say Roots on them, I would ask myself. Perhaps they really like everyones favorite 9 hour long slavery epic. Or maybe it has something to do with botany. Or maybe Im just really dumb and its the name of the company that makes the outfits. As tradition dictates, I am really dumb. Roots is the official outfitter of the 2006 U.S. Olympic team.|W|P|113971955610921344|W|P|Kunta Kinte|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com
I love the Olympics. I dont care about them one iota when its the off time. For some reason though, I feel compelled to take the 2 weeks off and upgrade my cable so I get all of NBCs affiliates so I dont miss a second.
The opening ceremonies is one of my favorite parts. Theres all kinds of weird music and dancing and lights and pyrotechnics and balloons and Ferraris and small childrans singing. Then theres the lighting of the torch. Its just magical. Its like Disney World without the whole girlfriend cheating on you part. (Perhaps a little too personal but I dont mind being bitter.)
What its really all about is the bling. How many shiny things can the good old USA take home? How many of our mans and womans can go the fastest down a hill or around a circle? How many can jump the farthest or prettiest? Will I finally understand what the hell curling is? These are the questions that the next 2 weeks are all about.
Image found here.|W|P|113963395953387710|W|P|Imagine|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com katohater|W|P|did you actually take two weeks off work? David|W|P|I wish.- Smoke less (unless I feel like smoking more)
- No fast food (unless I want some)
- Post every day (unless I dont)
David|W|P|I can pull out when I want. But Im not going to. Im just making fun of you. My resolutions stand for the whole year. katohater|W|P|"pull ouuuut!" katohater|W|P|it's true.you can't just go around bending rules whenever you see fit... until you become president. oh, snap!
Mackey|W|P|Did. It stunk:(