You are Green Lantern
| Hot-headed. You have strong will power and a good imagination.  |
|W|P|113872219140364558|W|P|I am Batman|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com
Ted Torreson|W|P|No your not. You are green lantern. katohater|W|P|ok, i don't like correcting people's bad grammar (yes, i do) but something needs to be said.your = possessive form of you
you're = contraction of 'you' and 'are'
example: please learn your native language before you're dead.
Ted Torreson|W|P|It's true. I caught myself doing it earlier today, but this one sliped by. I'm just glad I was able to type with 2 hours of sleep last night. Thankyou for your wisdom O Bearded Master Unknown|W|P|Ha Ha Ha - I will outlive you! Unknown|W|P|Shedubeard is going to die of Cancer when he is 78. katohater|W|P|you're gay. Jen|W|P|Get off my American Idol post....freak katohater|W|P|and it's not even finished! David|W|P|This project is on hold for a little bit. The wiki software was anorexic. Im going to install better stuff. David|W|P|O ke doke, its back. Have at it.
First, it should be said that while delivering pizzas, I dont wear a coat. I like the cold and dont like having to take it off and put it back on all the time. This is a choice I have made and dont complain about it.
So, there I was, balls deep, wait, what? No. I was standing outside some stupid ladies house with here pizza in my hand. After a couple minutes she comes to the door. I hand her the credit card slip and ask her to sign it. She then notices Im only wearing a t shirt and says. Wow, its really cold out here. You must be freezing. While shes filling the slip out I explain that I like the cold and am doing fine. She then pauses her filling out to explain to me that its a blizzard out and I have to be cold. I wanted to tell her that normally people just do their part and come to the door in a timely manner and then fill their credit card slips out with out telling me Im cold. When they do that Im able to quickly return to my car and keep at a comfortable temperature. But, by this time icicles were forming on my mustache and any further talking we did only meant that she was going to have to pause again and Id be out there even longer.
Image found here.|W|P|113814997151265608|W|P|I Come From The Land Of The Ice And Snow|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com katohater|W|P|he likes it.
Oh man, oh man. We did some serious midnight sledding last night. It was The Ugly Kid, SM7, Whitey and her boyfriend and Mr B and Hudsy Buttons. After a failed attempt at taking the trails in the woods we headed over to one of the closer big hills in town. There were a couple other kids there taking the steep part of the hill with reckless abandon. We however, had dog power so we didnt need the steepness to gain great speed. Also there was a little ramp on the shorter end. When we got there the jump was probably about 2 feet tall. Boyfriend and I started hitting it a couple times before Ugly got there. The 2 of us probably knocked about 6 inches or so off the top. Then Ugly showed up with his frickin huge sled. Everyone but SM7 was hitting the jump by this point and we knocked another 6 inches off it. The evening was winding down so it was decided that the 4 of us jumping it up would get on the toboggan together and hit the jump. We went down and hit it nice, every one was hurting. It was decided that we needed to do it 1 more time. So, weighing in at over 640 pounds, we do it again. This time we destroyed it. All of it. We cut right through the jump, leaving it with a 2 foot wide gap down its center. We broke the sled. Our bodies still hurt. It was glorious.
Image found here.|W|P|113798490373694251|W|P|I Knew You Were Going To Say That But It Really Hurts|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com
Well, they finally came. The results are in and I am a 2 times certified mechanic. The resumes are printing and tomorrow Im going to drop as many off and fill out as many applications as I can.
Image found here.|W|P|113798216006121665|W|P|This is the Dawning of the Age of Aquarious|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com Ted Torreson|W|P|Sweet dude. congrdulations!
Your life is rated NC-17!
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Take Other Caffeine Nebula Quizzes
OK, heres the real post for the 18th.
Shedus car broke down while he was at work today. Being the good friend that I am I came and let him use my AAA towing so that we could get it over to my house for free. While we were waiting for the tow truck to come I had to pee really bad. I decided to go and pee in the bushs that were near us. With urine flowing at full force I heard someone walking on the other side of the bushes toward me. Un certain of what to do, I decided to pinch it off and duck down. The intruder walked by and I was left to my 'privacy' again. I finished the job and ran back to the my truck. Just before I get there I hit a patch of ice and fall to the ground. Had I just fallen, this story would not have been told. What happened on the way down is whats news worth. Both of my knees hit the step bar. Shedu, who was sitting in the passenger seat when this all went down, later told the ugly kid: "I saw him running to the truck and then he was gone. I opened his door and heard a wretched screaming. It was glorious." Well he might not have said it exactly like that but thats how itll go down in the record. The bottom line is, I didnt point, but wish I had.
Image found here.|W|P|113765809841120250|W|P|I Feel Bad When I See Fat People Eating|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com Ted Torreson|W|P|Dude, You truck tibed both your knees simultaniously. What a rare honor that has been bestowed upon you.Mooscwu - Japanese cow fighter
All my dreams have come true. Last night we were shopping for groceries and looking for a juicer. Not a big fancy machine the pulverizes fruits and vegitables but ono of the ones where you cut the orange in half and twist it on the thing in the middle and the juice is collected in a container under it. While we were looking we came upon a clearance endcap that had various appliances. There were a couple of coffee machines there and my lovely wife asked jokingly, "is that coffee machine $5?" I looked at it and it was $6.90. My hatered for the coffee machine that we have at home allowed me to pluck one of the clearance items off the shelf quicker then you could say 64. Finally, after 4 long years, we can have the coffee machine out without it interfeering with the opening and closing of the cupbords.
Image found here.|W|P|113752473156803071|W|P|The Juice|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com katohater|W|P|dear hunter,i just wanted you to know that i'm watching you.
sincerely,
spy donkey
I may be the only one who noticed this, and Im almost certain Im the only one who cares, but some of you blogging newbies are neglecting to align your text with the tops of the images. What the hell am I talking about you ask. Look here, here and here. Youll notice that the images are higher than the first line of text. Here, here and here however they line up beautifully. (Do everyone a favor and never look to this blog for formating advice.)
This isnt youre fault of course. Its a flaw in Blogger. When you upload the image it automatically puts a line break in after it. In order to fix this all you have to do is delete it. If you write your post in the Edit Html field then after uploading the image delete any spaces between the beginning of your text and the end of the anchor tag. If you use the Compose field then just delete the spaces between the text and image.
Another thing that you might want to do every couple weeks or so is republish your entire blog. This updates all the indexes on old posts. To do this click on the "Posting" tab and click Status then Republish Entire blog.
O ke doke, Ive gotten that off my chest now. Just for good measure... Shedubeard has sex with boys.|W|P|113718701969640491|W|P|Im Perfectly Willing To Home School The Child|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com Unknown|W|P|I have noticed that many times when I post ... I just don't care. Is this stemshul being picky or simple blogging etiquette? Either way - it doesn't really matter to me. If it will make you happy - I will be happy to oblige. David|W|P|Just trying to pass my wisdom on to new bloggers. I had many posts with misaligned images. Also, I believe you mean edicut. Thats how Ive got it on many of my character sheets. But then you dont DnD so you cant be expected to know.
Unknown|W|P|nope - but I do the DM so it could be assumed that I might. David|W|P|Its true. Thats actually how I found out. Ted Torreson|W|P|AH, don't ever say "do the Dm" again. I'm already having problems sleeping.Anjoddn - the self protector
AlyKat64|W|P|Somehow everything turns to sex.
As of late, Shedubeard has accused me of filling my blog with garbage. He says that my movie review system: Watch it!, Watch it., Watch it?, Dont watch it?, Dont watch it., Dont watch it!, is "a copout". I have previously explained why I use this method of reviewing and dont see how its any less worthy of review status than any other movie review. How often do you actually read Ebert and Ropers reviews? Never, you just see how many thumbs they gave it. Ill say it again, if you dont think its a valid review then do me a favor and shut up and look here for your reviews and not my website.
Now with validity of review out of the way, Ill address whether it should be considered to be a post or not. I cant imagine why a movie review would be considered an illegitimate post. Its certainly as viable as posting something you read at work on the bulletin board. Or a discussion you and your wife had about her funeral arrangements. Not to mention the whiney trip through Pheeshland that prompted this post. Now I hope youve gotten it out of your system Shedu. If you cant live up to a post every 48 hours just bring your knees over and Ill do whats necessary.
Am I mad about the Shedus comments? No, I just needed something to blog about and didnt get any Netflix today.
Image found here.|W|P|113710038191523796|W|P|How Many More Times|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com katohater|W|P|it's true. you didn't get any netflix today.i think you guys are taking this way too seriously. it's not about the quantity. it never should be. in my eyes, neither of you have done anything wrong. i like to mock shedu about the 48 hour rule, because he's shedu and mocking is what he always deserves. sometimes the words and ideas just don't want to poop themselves out. but at least we're trying and that's all we can ever do.
and i read ebert's reviews sometimes. all the way through with no skimming. mostly it's boring, but sometimes he has good things to say that you wouldn't get from just a thumb up or down.
i wish you would elaborate with your movie reviews, but the more you do it the simple way, the better it gets. i don't know how that's possible, but it is. the best thing you can do is stick to your guns and anyone who doesn't like it, tell them to fuck off.
now, continue feuding ye brothers of mine for i wish to see blood drawneth.
katohater|W|P|no. why did you? i trusted you! katohater|W|P|yes, but not daily. i'm going to go back to checking it every month. katohater|W|P|that's what she said.
Im rather upset. I thought my jack was fixed. Well its not. It doesnt lift shit and it upsets me. Tomorrow I have to bring it up to Sears to see if they can fix it. After they tell me they cant I have to decide whether or not to buy another 'cheep' Craftsman jack or drop some money (credit card debt) on a good jack. Either way Im fucked. No, no, Im just fucked.|W|P|113678351635228304|W|P|Jackin Off|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com katohater|W|P|son of a bitch!!! katohater|W|P|k-i-c-k-a-s-s .... ..that's the way we spell success.
Unknown|W|P|I haven't heard of that movie - when did it come out and who is in it?
With The Ugly Kids assistance, I finished cleaning my garage today. Normally my garage is organized but has not been for the last couple days because for xmas I got a lovely work bench with metal pegboard. The damn thing took me about 4 hours to put together yesterday and that left me with no time to organize all my tools. We also finally hung the light fixture that Ikyam gave me back in July. Were talkin crazy lots of light in that garage now. Boo Ya.
That picture is me in my garage. I dont know what that ladies doing there but she wont go away ever since I put all those suits in there. (Found here.)|W|P|113652463667089559|W|P|Spring Cleaning|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com Ted Torreson|W|P|Man, I need to redo my garage..?!?I mean....Man, I need to get me a garage
I was at Sears earlier today looking around at all the wonderful things I could spend my $30 gift card on. While I was there, this old man started yelling about something. I kept looking around but no matter where I went I could hear this crazy person. Things like, "Ive bought 4 saws, an air compressor and all my tools here!" "Im not going to take it over there youre going to do it and then have it sent to my house!" "My time is precious to me, Im not going all the way home and coming back. If you want it you can pick it up when you bring me a new one."
I was very tempted to say something to this crazy person. I wanted him to hear what the employees, 4 of them by this point, wished they could have said. I didnt however, not wanting to make things worse, as they very likely could have become. After about 30 minutes of yelling the old man was finally satisfied. After he left, the employee who was receiving most of the aggression looked around; I was the only non employee in the vicinity. After I gave him a knowingly nod he said, "at least hes going to die before the rest of us." I responded "Its true" with a satisfied grin on my face.
Image found here.|W|P|113643046037162112|W|P|What I Heard While I Was Out|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com Unknown|W|P|now thats what I call a positive attitude.
Here are my New Years Resolutions for 2006.
- Smoke less
- No fast food
- Post every day (click here for details)
katohater|W|P|there's no way you are going to keep all those. you need to make it easier.i have an idea: at the end of this year, we add up all the posts and subtract that number from 365. whatever is left is how many tibs you get in a row.
but you'd prefer to have them on an as-you-go basis, right? that way your knee doesn't get pulverized.