|W|P|113340927150206144|W|P|This Is Our Christmas Tree|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com
Jaime|W|P|Yeah...it's frickin' huge! katohater|W|P|i want to hug it.I am 70% Video Game Addict.
Video games are a big portion of my life, maybe too big of a portion. They are not a means of social interaction, despite what I might think. I should just go outside.I am 66% Asshole/Bitch.
I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.I am 59% Grunge.
I am pretty dirty, all right and, I reek of teen spirit... I would sell my own children for a moldy hotpocket, man.I am 41% Emo.
Hmm.. I should stop listening to Dashboard Confessional.... enough said... Now that I stopped looking at my shoes, I know how the real world looks.
Pinkerton
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brought to you by Quizilla|W|P|113324584753251618|W|P|Quiz Show|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com katohater|W|P|yep, that's all mostly true.but you are way more than 66% asshole/bitch. anything less than 90% is a lie... bitch.
katohater|W|P|in shedu's defense, he does have a wife and three kids. David|W|P|Its true. But even his wife (who was kept out of the competition due to late entry) has a strong 0.625 post per day average while he only has a 0.174. katohater|W|P|and she has to look after all those kids!impressive.
David|W|P|Ill hit your hot button! katohater|W|P|it's only a matter of time. Jaime|W|P|Shedubeard, I think you need a new picture icon...the one you have now looks like a still-life of dishes...from a distance. David|W|P|From a distance!
Id like to welcome Shedus wife, Crazy Mom, to our little blogging community. I look forward to many pictures of strangly named children and storys about parenting, running and sex with Shedubeard. Oh yeah, "Mom Train," genious!
BTW, DO NOT Google image search "mom train".|W|P|113268993975821987|W|P|Train Kept A Rollin|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com katohater|W|P|i thought: "how bad could it be?"i didn't know that tubgirl would be there.
ohhhhh!!! my eyes!!! my eye!!! dios mio!! the horror@!@@@!!@@@
Unknown|W|P|Thanks for the welcome. Oh yeah ... Ewwww, Nasty!
katohater|W|P|stemshul, next time, just include the link directly to the google image search that you don't want us to go to. it will make things easier.you know we will eat the forbidden fruit if you tempt us. you know that.
...because it's forbidden.
David|W|P|2 And the woman said to the serpent, “We may eat the fruit of the trees of the garden; 3 but of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God has said, ‘You shall not eat it, nor shall you touch it, lest you die.’”4 Then the serpent said to the woman, “You will not surely die. 5 For God knows that in the day you eat of it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.”
katohater|W|P|i'm gonna touch it.
This afternoon I finally bagged up the leaves that were in my front yard. In order to do this I had to buy some bags so I thought Id try out those Hefty Ultra Flex bags. You know the ones that are supposed to be more tear resistant and the lady in the commercial is like, "Look at me stick my samurai sword in this trash bag" and the bag doesnt even think about tearing. Those are the ones I got. Let me tell you, THEY SUCK. So Im bagging up leaves and some small sticks right. My frickin Costco Kirkland brand bags didnt tear. These new shit bags were tearing left and right. And then when I would tie them up with the draw strings the strings would snap. Boo. Boo I say. Boo to you Hefty Ultra Flex. Boo.|W|P|113261954513866632|W|P|I Dont Like Food Anymore|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com Unknown|W|P|That'll teach ya. David|W|P|Its true!
Now properly clothed, I put the new part on the hot water faucet stem. Theres still 2 problems though. 1: Both handles are smashed and need to be glued back together. 2: The hot water side is loose. Some times when you turn the handle (when there was a handle) the entire fixture would spin rather than just loosening up. After examining the thing for a while I determined that there werent enough threads for the pretty thing to grab onto on the hot water side. Therefore there was nothing holding it in place and it could move freely.
At this point I realized that you can never have too many big tools. I had every pliers but the big one out and in order to loosen the thing on the bottom to allow more threads to go up I needed one at least that big. Threads now exposed I put the hot water side back together. Everything functions and there are no leaks. Were down to one problem. No handles!
When I asked the good man at Godwin Hardware if he thought super glue would hold these stupid porcelain handles together he kinda smirked. Then he said "we do have some killer adhesives that would work." We go over to the adhesive isle and he grabs the Devcon High Strength 2 Ton Epoxy (All Purpose). This stuff aint your little sisters Krazy Glue. Its stored in a 2 nozzle syringe. One side has the resin and the other has the hardener. Once you squirt them out you have 30 minutes to mix it and get it on. After the 30 minutes is up, its hard. Then after 8 hours its water/fire proof can handle temperatures between -60F and 200F and has a PSI strength of 2500 pounds. NICE. Needles to say I was a little intimidated working with it.
For the most part the epoxy application went uneventful. I still have some stuck to my fingers but most of the skin underneath where the glue was died and fell off with it.
Long ago I vowed to never again do plumbing work. I hate plumbing. Things that would normally be very easy always turn into many houred projects. Ive decided to take up my vow of no plumbing again.|W|P|113254725764414306|W|P|As I Try To Make My Way To The Ordinary World|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com David|W|P|You know it. That biotch solves every problem. katohater|W|P|"we do have some killer adhesives that would work."did this guy have a frickin' surfboard under his arm?
gnarly!
David|W|P|Yes he did.
Last night our house was the location of a baby shower. All of my wifes friends came over and played strange games, ate food and opened presents. This blog is not about that night.
Friday, in preparation for the big baby shower, I decided I should probably fix the leaking bathroom sink. After turning off the water, I pop the top off and unscrew the screw that holds the unit together. Unfortunately, like most old sinks, it didnt want to come apart. So I try to loosen it and snap the shit out of the porcelain handle. Great! Well, at least I can get a vice grip on this thing to break it free. I do that and as I suspected the leak was due to a bad seal. A $0.99 part will fix this. Well, it would have before I snapped the handle.
My next objective is to find a replacement handle for this faucet. Not a very obtainable goal. At Ace Hardware the man was very friendly and helpful but could only tell me that it was going to cost, at the very least, $57 for a whole new set of fixtures. Not an investment Im willing to make at this point in the day. On to Godwin Hardware.
I receive an almost identical look from the guy at Godwin as I got at Ace when I asked about a replacement part for this one fixture. He did however hook me up with some killer adhesive. Ill get back to the adhesive in the conclusion. After we find the proper adhesive I address the original problem, my faucet leaks. He gets me my $0.99 rubber part and offers to put it on. Never to proud to let someone else do something for me, I let him. It wasnt as simple as just popping one off and popping the new one on. Because the faucet was in such bad shape it had to be loosened to accommodate for the new part. Now it must be said that the guys at Godwin Pluming are awesome. He spent the next 15 minutes hammering, vicing and PB Blasting this stupid decrepit old fixture just so he could put a $0.99 part on for me. Eventually he got it put together and I was on my way. I decided to pick up 2 of these parts because the hot water side was probably going to start leaking soon anyway. $6.80 later Im on my way home.
To Be Continued...|W|P|113250398669029070|W|P|Friday Night I Crashed Your Party|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com
I went to the hardware store and saw everybodys favorite Sunday Night Pizza Boy today. Nothins changed.|W|P|113219047911357772|W|P|Did Somebody Say My Name?|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com
My wife is having a baby shower here Saturday night so Ive been spending much of my day today cleaning the house. Not just picking up like I do everyday but actually cleaning. Dusting, windows, moping, you know, the hard stuff. Holy shit theres a lot of dust. I know my lungs are fucked already but Ive had to take breaks so that I could breath. If ever there was a reason to have children, dusting just jumped to the top of the list for me.|W|P|113217517772266612|W|P|She Walked In With Her Alligator Sister|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com katohater|W|P|is that a hot dog going into that frappuccino bottle?what kind of party was that?
ITS SNOWING! The first snow of the year has come and caught me off gaurd. I intended to rake the leaves that God left behind today. (Lucky for me most of them were blown into the street or neighbors yards!) So much for that huh? Oh well. The winds are supposed to die down in a couple days and none of this white stuff is supposed to stick so I should get one more chance before Father Xmas comes knocking on my door.|W|P|113217183130195097|W|P|What Is This Material?|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com
The other day at work I delivered a couple pizzas to a woman. When I arrived she said she needed to check them to make sure they were right because last time blah blah blah. So I gave her the pizzas and she takes them to the kitchen for examination. She comes back and says. "These were supposed to be on hand tossed crust, it looks like theyre on thin." I look at the ticket and it says thin crust. I explain that they were made according to the ticket. She looks at me very confused like. Then says, "I dont think the girl even asked me what kind of crust I wanted. Ive never even heard of a thin crust spinach pizza. I assumed they always came on hand tossed. Thats how they are on the buffet." This last statement was the deal sealer. This woman had no idea what she was talking about because the spinach pizza doesnt go on the buffet. Even if it did, why wouldnt it be able to be made on a different kind of crust? Sure some pizzas go better with certain kinds of crusts but that doesnt mean that they have to be made only on that kind. At this point I offered to call the store and see what we could do about this. She says "No, I want these pizzas to be hand tossed." NO? What the fuck is wrong with you lady? I know it might be hard for you to believe but I dont have any spinach hand tossed pizzas in my car. The only way there is going to be one is if I call the store and tell them to make one. I call and talk to the Roper and he says theyll remake the pizzas. I tell the woman that she can either keep the current pizzas or wait for new 1s to come. She decides to wait.|W|P|113216298851185467|W|P|Driving Faster In My Car|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com
Ripley
Ms Ripley
Ripley Pipley
Rip
Brat
Bishop
Mr B
Beeshop
Queeshop
Bishop Bug
Bish
Bishop Big Head
Baby B
Princess B
Both Hands Bishop
Hudson
Hudsy
Hudsy Budsy
Hudsy McBudsy (the Irish drinking dog)
Hudsy Bear
Hudsy Buttons
Baby Boy
Poopy Puppy
Poopy McPuppy
Hudsy Hudsy Poopy Pants
|W|P|113215977366951728|W|P|Also Known As|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com katohater|W|P|that's them. and that is a great senior picture of hudsa. what about "butt"? i've heard him called that before.and how could you forget "ripla"? or "riblet"? possibly because you weren't there when ugly kid and i were calling her that.
This is what your rights get you.|W|P|113151107984902902|W|P|The Right To Bear Arms|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com Jaime|W|P|Are you saying that this wouldn't have happened were it not for the 2nd amendment? Or that the 2nd amendment grants a 15 year old boy a .22? Not everything is so black and white. David|W|P|I really dont know what Im saying. Alls I know is that everytime I hear about a shooting I feel as though my head might explode. katohater|W|P|yeah. what are you saying?
Why is it that I always want to hit that monkey. And how about taking a bat to a mailbox while hanging out of a car window. Then theres the big question, whos legs are those? Why do these things work?|W|P|113141890948134569|W|P|My Lovely Lady Lumps|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com
And Ill take 1 out of 2. I got my mechanics test results back yesterday. I passed the Front End, Steering and Suspension test and failed the Brakes and Braking Systems test. Thats pretty much what I expected to happen. Now its time to hit the books and try again.|W|P|113133085134903375|W|P|2 Outa 3 Aint Bad|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com katohater|W|P|"If you wish to add this movie to your Queue, you must first remove some movies." David|W|P|I knew you were going to say that.
As I was counting out at work tonight a familiar face came up to the counter. It was none other than the Sultan of Slay. I decided the right thing to do was sit down and catch up with everyones favorite Christian contradiction. Nothing has changed. Hes still high on life and ready to evangelize. What really cracks me up is, one of the first things he said to me was "I was just thinking about calling you!" Yeah right.|W|P|113115829690304947|W|P|And I Know|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com katohater|W|P|i dream of the moment when buffy and angel can unite in a loving embrace for all etern...hey, you saw slayer? did he bring a knife to the gunfight?
David|W|P|Nope, no pamplet telling me about my going to hell. vrblpollution|W|P|Sasasasaslayer!
Congratulations Shedu and Crazymom for the birth of your new baby.|W|P|113096898828709875|W|P|Birthpool|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com Jaime|W|P|Okay...seriously. You need to do some major posting because I'm really sick of loading up the internets and seeing this scary, naked, wet picture looking back at me.
For the last couple months ago we decide that it would be a good thing to have the cable hooked up in the living room. Weve got the big TV and entertainment center and everything in the basement but what if you need to make some dinner and you dont want to miss a second of the game. St. Marys 7s mom was giving away a TV stand that they werent using anymore so we took it and put our old TV on it in the living room right next to the cable jack. I grabbed some coaxial from the wires box and hook it all up. No signal. I go down to the basement to make sure the cable is working and it is. I check the main line into the house and find that when the cable guy came to run a line over to our computer he also took the liberty of disconnecting all the other wires in the house and put a 2 way splitter where there had previously been a 5 way splitter. No worries right? Just plug one of the loose wires in instead of one of the curent ones to make sure it works and then go get a 3 way splitter from Radio Shack. Wait what? None of the other wires work? Theres no cable down here going to that outlet. HMMM. I let this sit for a little while because I really didnt believe that this was all true and was trouble shooting it all buy myself.
Yesterday The Ugly Kid and I gave this matter a good looking into and came up with the same conclusion. There was in fact no TV going to my TV. I called the Comcast up to see how they felt about this situation. What I was told was that when they came and ran the line to my computer they disconnected all the lines that werent being used. They do this because it improves your signal and you get less interference. Great! Now, why didnt they tell me they were going to do this? Had I known that that was what was going to happen, I would have told them to leave the line going up to the living room because there is a chance that we are going to put a TV there. Rather they just did what they felt was right and now it is going to cost me $20 to have them come back and reverse the problem that they created.
That is not where our story ends though. I told mister customer service expert that I had no intention of paying $20. Im sorry but thats what we charge sir. Then I put it to him this way. If I call an electrician to put a new outlet in my house he doesnt cut power to all the outlets that Im not using just because it will create a more consistent flow of electricity to the ones I am using. He leaves them the way they are and they will work when I plug my lamp into them. That is what your wire boy should have done when he came here. He wasnt called because the signal was too weak. The signal was just fine. All he was supposed to do was add a wire. There was silence for about 2 minutes. He didnt say a word and I was waiting for him to do the right thing. He didnt. Finally I asked to speak with his supervisor. He said that wouldnt be a problem. A couple minutes later he returns and says he talked with the supervisor and THEY agree that I shouldnt have to pay. "Obviously it wasnt properly explained to you." He says to me.|W|P|113089554895934862|W|P|You Shook Me So Hard Baby|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com katohater|W|P|it's so true. like what happened with the cable here. if i hadn't gone out and connected one cable outside, they would have sent someone out and charged to have it connected. it's ridiculous! you did the right thing by calling his bluff.
You may or may not remember my post about Discount Tire in late June. To sum it up they fucked up on multiple occasions and I was not happy about it. Well, the saga continues.
A couple months ago I put a new tie rod end on the driver side of the Green Fever. To do this I had to take the tire off which meant loosening the lug nuts. These lug nuts were unlike any lug nut Id ever seen before. Theyre kinda 6 sided but they had little gutters rather than points where the sides intersected each other. I got the tire iron out and had to use the smallest size (17mm) to get them off and it would slip occasionally. I got them off and changed the tie rod and put the tire back on.
Today I planned to change the tie rod on the passenger side. I loosened 4 of the 5 nuts but could not get the last one to come off. It would slip every time I put alot of pressure on it. WTF. This mother fucker will not come off. I try every 6 sided nut turning device in my garage and they all slip. The ugly kid shows up already angry at the parts store chic for not ordering his parts and we decide to go up to Discount Tire.
We arrive and I explain to the guy whats happening. With a look of disbelief he says "lets go out there and take a look at it. I show him to the tire and get out the tire iron. As Im putting it on the lug nut he says "Wheres the key?" The key? Where IS the key? Thats a good question. Its obvious now that you need a key that fits the lug nuts to take them off. Where could that key have gone? Oh, I know. IT NEVER LEFT THEIR SHELF 4 MONTHS AGO WHEN I BOUGHT THE LUG NUTS. They never told me I needed a key and certainly didnt give me one. Mother fuckers.
3 strikes and youre out right? I wish it was 3 strikes and youre forced to close youre business. Those stupid mother fuckers fucked my order up 3 times. 3 times! Un fucking believable. I will never spend another penny at Discount Tire and you shouldnt either. (Unless youre my dad and you deserver to be fucked over.)|W|P|113089323149660876|W|P|His Goal In Life Was To Be An Echo|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com