7/08/2005 03:32:00 PM|W|P|David|W|P|I think Ive got everybody on now. I just added links to all the blogs I read. New blogs include:
- St. Marys 7 (Love Slave), which is my wifes new blog
- The Drawing of the Nine (Big Um), which is my bosses bosses blog. (it makes him feel like part of the gang, so dont make to much fun of him).
- Solroc, which is Shedubeards second blog dedicated to his wonderful world of DND.
- Sidekick, Katohaters life long friends blog.
If you dont want your blog linked to suck it. It makes it easier for me and thats all that matters.
This should also be said. A couple of you are new to this little blogging community and may not know how things work. We will say terrible things to you in your comments and on our blogs. But when we meet face to face again you must be able to smile and laugh about what was said. If you let the childish venting that goes on here affect your real life then all is lost. My suggestion to you is, dont come around here no more.
|W|P|112085187410915102|W|P|Nice Boys, Dont Play Rock n Roll|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com7/09/2005 10:55:00 AM|W|P| vrblpollution|W|P|You like me. You really, really like me!!7/07/2005 03:49:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|I just put my task bar on the left side of my screen. Im not sure why, but somehow I feel like Ive won a small battle against the oppression and tyranny that is Microsoft. God bless the strippers.|W|P|112072325113288372|W|P|I cant find my task bar|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com7/06/2005 02:08:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|"Whoever on their planet masterminded this attack without looking into the potential dangers on Earth, is so fired!"
For more of his insite read this.|W|P|112063099413726748|W|P|War of the Worlds Dave Navaro Style.|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com7/06/2005 01:00:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|This post originally appeared on "Pizza Ruined My Life".|W|P|112718478918063609|W|P|God Bless the Strippers|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com7/05/2005 02:53:00 PM|W|P|David|W|P|Today is the 2nd day of not smoking. Shedubeard and I have a $64 bet on who can go longer without a cigarette. This may prove to be the best motivation of all. 1st of all, I cant afford to give up $64. More importantly than that though I cant afford to lose to Shedubeard.
Ever since the good old days in high school, weve been rivals. Constantly insisting that were better than the other at various things. The way it usually goes is Im slightly better at more things but the things hes better at hes much better at.
That said, the race is on and you dont want to get in my way because I aint got not nicotine and Ill run yo ass over
Time take to write this post: 20 minutes.|W|P|112059081708056361|W|P|Back in the Saddle|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com7/03/2005 01:15:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|We just finished watching the movie True Romance. It wasnt the first time Ive seen the movie and hopefully wont be the last. This blog post is not about the movie. Its about the medium that it was watched on, VHS.
I had a long sorted story about why we watched a VHS version of the movie all typed out but then deleted it because it was long and boring. Youre welcome.
As I keep trying to write this blog and then delete what Ive just written because I just sound like The Jew, I realize that I dont have much to say on the matter. In the end what I want to say is that VHS sucks and DVDs are one of the most amazing technological advancements of the 20th century.
This shitty post took me 48 minutes to write.|W|P|112037068683210682|W|P|I turned on the lights, the TV and the radio|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com7/03/2005 05:46:00 PM|W|P| katohater|W|P|thank you.
the reason why you sound like the jew is because you are trying to describe too much. i.e. trying too hard. this isn't journalism, it's journalizm. see? right there, i originally misspelled journalism with a 'z' and then i immediately used it to my advantage. you gotta roll with the punches. you gotta own your mistakes.
for instance, when you said you had a "long sorted story," i think you meant "long sordid story." but it's funnier the way it is.
when it comes to blogging, you have to be more natural about it. you just have to take your pants off and relax. let the posts flow from your fingertips.7/04/2005 05:01:00 AM|W|P| katohater|W|P|i love people who use big words to make themselves sound smarter.
also, i thought i was being constructive with my criticism.
i guess i should stop trying to help people.
"In this life, it's not what you hope for, it's not what you deserve - it's what you take." -Frank T.J. Mackey7/05/2005 02:28:00 AM|W|P| David|W|P|I guess you guys should get over yourselves and be nice to eachother once and a while. Bitch!7/05/2005 12:23:00 PM|W|P| David|W|P|Oh yeah, I didnt mean sordid. I didnt know that word exsisted until everyone started getting all critical (constructive or regular type) about this post.7/01/2005 12:59:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|This post originally appeared on "Pizza Ruined My Life".
Earlier tonight I was waiting at an intersection on the main street in our delivery area, about 1 mile West of the store, coming back from a delivery and a cop went whizzing by. Kinda interesting, but nothing all thats too out of the ordinary.
My next delivery took me to 1 of our nicer hotels, about 2.5 miles East of the store, down the same street. As Im driving along, I notice about 4 cop cars and a fire truck, all with their lights on, crowded around something like they always do. I couldnt see any cars so I was a little confused. 1 of the cop cars was likely the 1 from my last delivery but the light has turned green now and I must press on.
On the drive back from the hotel (only about 8 minutes later), the emergency response team was no longer there. There werent any signs of a car accident either. The only thing that was abnormal about the situation is that everything was normal. It appeared that nothing had happened there at all.
I got back to the store 5 min before we close. Damn it, 1 more run. Shit, its to the shitty hotel a mile East of the store, right near where the cops were. 12 midnight and I get back into the Green Fever for 1 last run.
I pull up to the hotel and there are 2 cop cars in the parking lot. Interesting. Perhaps they just stopped here to fill out their paperwork. I go through the lobby and as I approach the door to the stairs a woman tells me that I cant go up this staircase because theres broken glass at the top of it. In this hotel, as you exit the lobby you come to a hallway that goes to the right. There is also a door leading to stairs straight ahead and a large window to the left looking out at the outdoor pool. Slightly interested in the situation I thought about pressing her further but being more interested in going home I delivered my pizza.
After an unpleasant experience with a 40 year old biker chick who should not have pulled her money out of her bra and who definitely should not have been wearing a leather vest or belly revealing tank top, I had a decision to make. Do I go down the stairs I came up and go out into the parking lot straight to my car? Or do I walk down the hall upstairs here and see whats around the corner? (Which is at the top of the stairs where theres broken glass.) Naturally I looked around the corner. What I see is 2 police officers looking down out of the window. Im at least 20 hotel rooms from the boys in blue so I have no idea what their looking at.
Slightly disappointed I go down stairs. As Im walking down the hall I notice the woman who told me I couldnt go up the stairs is still there looking out the window. It should be noted that this is the window thats directly below the window that the cops were looking out of. As I get closer she turns and looks at me and I ask her what all the commotion is about. Apparently, one of the hotels boarders decided that it would be fun to jump through the second story window, get up and then run down the street… NAKED. To top it off when the police arrested him he was confused as to what he had done wrong. The real kicker is that after she told me this, she turned around, looked out the window and said, “I just hope they hurry up so I can clean up that glass.”|W|P|112718464936189639|W|P|The Only Thing You Have To Fear Is The Fear Itself|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com7/01/2005 12:57:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|Just wanted to wish my wife a happy anniversary.|W|P|112019392224581836|W|P|Happy Anniversary|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com7/01/2005 09:07:00 PM|W|P| katohater|W|P|hey, rip off someone else's material, poser.
i pay good money to the midgets who write my jokes.
stemshul, i want to wish you a happy golden anniversary. here's to fifty more years!