5/31/2005 10:00:00 PM|W|P|David|W|P|Dear Will, The month started off swimmingly for this here blog. 14 Posts in 21 days. The conclusion of the month, however, was a bust. 1 Post in 10 days. This is largely due to the fact that Ive been spending much of my extra time fixing (or not fixing as was the case on most attempts) Zandstra owned cars. Sincerely, Stemshul P.S. Why is it that the blogger spell checker doesnt recognize the words "blog" or "blogger"?|W|P|111759180885865493|W|P|A Message From Harry Manback|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com5/21/2005 11:49:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|Step 1: Get a really powerful flashlight with a tinted bulb. Blue for white people. Green for green people, Purple for black people. Do not choose red because thats for the bad guys. Step 2: Choose the cheesiest line possible for every situation. Step 3: Cut off hands. Lots and lots of hands. If your enemy has hands cut them all off and then kill them. Leave no hands behind.|W|P|111669104857021400|W|P|Three steps to Jedi glory|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com5/31/2005 01:14:00 AM|W|P| katohater|W|P|it's actually a four-step program and it's easy.

step 4: NEVER UPDATE YOUR BLOG.5/20/2005 09:00:00 PM|W|P|David|W|P|The newest installment of Nintendos The Legend of Zelda series has taken a step closer to our homes. It now has a title, Twilight Princess, and a more specific release date, Holiday 2005. Theres also a new trailer, tons of screenshots and artwork. Check it all out at zelda.com.|W|P|111663785968047143|W|P|Twilight Princess|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com5/19/2005 01:08:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|This pretty much sums up how I feel about this whole Koran flushing ordeal. Heres the long and short of it. Well the short of it anyway. Now for me to rant. If I want to flush a copy of the Koran (or any other book for that matter) down the toilet that should be between me and my American Standard. I dont understand how putting a book in the crapper could be considered "prisoner abuse". Its a book. Its paper with ink on it. I know that some people consider their religious books to be sacred and holy but how is it abusive. Did they hurt the prisoners feelings? Well I hope so. THEYRE BEING INTERROGATED! A book is a book, and that is all that it is. Those guards were doing their jobs. If someone was interrogating me, I would hope that they were capable enough in their jobs to know what would get to me. In these peoples case, it was a book.|W|P|111648159878437370|W|P|Baby Mice|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com5/18/2005 11:50:00 PM|W|P|David|W|P|According to this blog, Blimpie is giving away baby mice with any combo order.|W|P|111647478447859222|W|P|If its on the online its true.|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com5/17/2005 01:10:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|I believe that Ive put every worthy update into this here blog now. Check the archive for some good time oldies.|W|P|111630674080258683|W|P|Wake up dead man|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com5/17/2005 02:32:00 AM|W|P| katohater|W|P|you should probably republish "entire blog" because your archives aren't complete on older pages. like if i click "march 2002" from the archive menu, it takes me to the march posts, but the new archive menu doesn't have all the archives.5/16/2005 12:43:00 PM|W|P|David|W|P|You may or may not have noticed but the amount of "old posts" has increased significantly in the last couple days. Ive been taking all the old 64tacos updates and retrofitting into this here blog. Im not going to include every update because some of them were just technical updates about the site but everything thats remotely entertaining should be there. Check the archives drop down menu over on the left there to read them.|W|P|111626219308773441|W|P|And the animals I trap all become my pants|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com5/13/2005 11:45:00 PM|W|P|David|W|P|Do not watch Meet the Fockers!|W|P|111604255193989723|W|P|Fockerized|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com5/12/2005 11:54:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|The Jew Has Posted! The Jew Has Posted! After almost 4 months we get 2 posts in 2 days. Its about time he posted.|W|P|111591400784074416|W|P|The Jew|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com5/17/2005 01:09:00 AM|W|P| David|W|P|Link to gay journal fixed.5/10/2005 01:54:00 PM|W|P|David|W|P|Currently Im downloading at a mind bending rate of 8.91 KB/Sec and dropping. This is not acceptable. I blame Microsoft. Why Microsoft? Because Im downloading something from their site. Something that both Firefox and Internet Explorer told me I needed to download to do what it is I want to do. What is it I want to do? Im not sure exactly but it has something to do with Excel and the online. Thats all for now. Im going to go poop for 22 minutes. Then hopefully my download will be done. Time taken to write post: 7 min|W|P|111574810078637093|W|P|Most of the time was spent plunging|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com5/09/2005 10:09:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|I probably dont have to tell any of you this but, the eBay is an amazing thing. Yesterday I picked up a Second Edition Players Handbook for a mere $1.04. How cool is that. Total time taken to write post: 5 min|W|P|111564814972923394|W|P|Wild eyed child of the sun|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com5/09/2005 03:55:00 PM|W|P| katohater|W|P|you had to tell me. twice.

i've been thinking about trying that idrop place, for getting rid of some of my crap. i wish i could just do it on my own, but i'm too much of a chicken shit.

did you know, if you were paying for that 2nd edition phb in minutes, it would cost 64 minutes?5/10/2005 12:52:00 AM|W|P| David|W|P|Ya know!5/10/2005 01:28:00 PM|W|P| katohater|W|P|nobody wants you to play anyway. you'd just jew it up.

but you're such a super lady.

i'm so lonely.5/08/2005 10:47:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|Currently there are 4 lawnmowers at my house. I have an old Craftsman "real" mower. I have a Toro gas powered mower that I got free from my mom. I have a Briggs and Stratton self propelled mower that is my father inlaws. I also have a broken down old Briggs and Stratton riding lawn mower from the 70s that the fat man gave me. Last week at this time not a single one would mow my yard. The grass was too tall for the real mower and none of the gas powered mowers would start. Im happy to report that both the smaller mowers now work. The Toro just needed a new spark plug and filter. The B&S self propelled needed to be taken apart and have its starter cord untangled. I dont expect anyone to care about this but I am quite proud of myself and felt like telling you. For those of you who think Google is wholesome, this came up as #3 on a Google image search for "lawn mower". Click As long as were having lawn mower fun check this out. Click Total time take to write post: 53 min|W|P|111556685085440407|W|P|If theres a bustle in your hedge grove|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com5/06/2005 12:01:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|Recently my local basic cable has been expanded. Out of no where I now get G4 and ESPN2. As a result Im finally catching up on current video games and feel Im ready to go to Vegas and play some serious Texas Holdem. Time wasting: 1 Productivity: 0|W|P|111535249290212553|W|P|Here comes the river card|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com5/05/2005 01:51:00 PM|W|P|David|W|P|Its been 3 days now and I think its starting to settle in. THE FAT MAN IS GONE. He has gone back to Lake Dr and hopefully well never see him again. Heres a few things to remember him buy.

• You do know what CAN stands for dont you?
• Its funny you call them that, Thats what we called them.
• I can get you some.
• No, and actually...
• Its not illegal, they steal from us.
• I can get you into the titty bar, but you have to buy your own lap dances.
• Yeah, I just hired her for eye candy.
• Shes a foreigner, she wouldnt have said that.

|W|P|111531681500718705|W|P|Ding Dong! The witch is dead!|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com5/02/2005 01:12:00 PM|W|P|David|W|P| |W|P|111505408395653138|W|P|Take 5|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com