1/17/2005 02:06:00 PM|W|P|David|W|P|Its about time the people at homestarrunner.com put something good together. This week theres a new episode of teen girl squad. Its by far the best TGS that theyve put out yet and possibly the best thing on the site. "12-sided died!"|W|P|110598900337034774|W|P|JG HOWMP|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com1/16/2005 01:42:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|Will Forte just gave one of the best performances on SNL since Will Farrell was on the show. He played Zell Miller being interviewed on Hardball. Ill look for clips and link to them after the show.|W|P|110585521572607735|W|P|Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com1/10/2005 03:06:00 PM|W|P|David|W|P|Despite being the smartest monkey on the block I had no idea how to make the sign up sheet do what I wanted it to do. Hence why, I farmed out the work to the good people at katohater.com. Katohater himself took up the job and while narrowly avoiding averting a nasty head assplosion completed it. Heres the sign up sheet. Heres the rules. You dont have to sign up to join but it would sure help us out if you did.|W|P|110538811417500412|W|P|Mario Kart Double Dash Tournament|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com1/10/2005 05:34:00 PM|W|P| katohater|W|P|i love how the entrance fee is no longer mandatory. i remember back to the first tournament, when i was rudely awakened from my eternal slumber, only to lose $5 within 10 minutes. but, hey, you don't have to worry about losing $5. the spirit of the tournament is not about taking money from half asleep people who haven't even played the game in the last 6 months. (commie bastards). i just want to go back to sleep.1/01/2005 03:36:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|I have a friend who clames to be ugly
Hell break all your stuff quite smugly
No girl looks good enough
Especially Hillary Duff
He protects all his emotions so snugly
|W|P|110407463866331825|W|P|A mean limerick about a good friend: Part 3 in a series|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com1/01/2005 03:19:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|My New Years resolutions (and noncompliance penalties) version 2005:
- No more smoking
- lung cancer and or emphysema
- No more fast food
- obesity and heart failure
- No more mom jokes
- I become mayor of Tib City
|W|P|110456816923949677|W|P|A whole new world|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com
katohater|W|P|i love how the entrance fee is no longer mandatory. i remember back to the first tournament, when i was rudely awakened from my eternal slumber, only to lose $5 within 10 minutes. but, hey, you don't have to worry about losing $5. the spirit of the tournament is not about taking money from half asleep people who haven't even played the game in the last 6 months. (commie bastards). i just want to go back to sleep.