8/31/2004 01:19:00 PM|W|P|David|W|P|Well, The Jew has moved on. Yesterday he called up work and told Slayer that he would no longer be working there in 2 weeks time. We all saw this coming. You could say hes the first casualty of the Old World Order. Hes decided to take up work as a monkey and we wish him luck with that.|W|P|109397312544669388|W|P|Shes a sad tomato|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com8/30/2004 04:45:00 PM|W|P|David|W|P|We went, we saw, we ate. Back from camping now and the pictures are up. I didnt bother to index them or even compress them in any way. Theyre straight off the camera and frickin huge. Anyway here you go.|W|P|109389901017352719|W|P|This is just a tribute|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com8/30/2004 08:48:00 PM|W|P|Blogger katohater|W|P|those people look like freaks8/21/2004 08:34:00 PM|W|P|David|W|P|And with a flash of steel on steel briliance the queen has been dethroned. The new girl got into an accedent and that is frowned upon in my line of work so she has been dismissed.|W|P|109313506725120150|W|P|jacob|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com8/20/2004 01:31:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|Yesterday at work I learned something. Its alright to talk negatively about foreigners (Mexicans, blacks...) as long as there arent any present. This is because if your not a foreigner then you cant be offended when a terrible human being is stereotyping them.
Oh yeah and by the way I hate the new girl at work because shes a bigot.|W|P|109298015209682431|W|P|Dazed and Confused|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com8/19/2004 10:55:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|Yesterday at work Kato told me that this morning on NPRs Morning Edition they were doing a story about the DND. For a brief moment I thought I might have to get up and listen to that. Quickly I remembered I have never heard Morning Edition. I attributed this to the fact that I dont often get up in the morning. Well I got up at 930 this morning and when I checked the online they had already linked up this mornings show for all to listen to. So listen to it and feel good about the wonderful world of DND.|W|P|109292850760125481|W|P|16 Books on Magic Spells|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com8/16/2004 11:48:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|Katohater and his friends went to the woods with 3 stupid dogs.

They crossed over the river on a log.

The dogs swam under.

They came to another log and everyone crossed but Kato.

He wasnt going to trust his fate to a log he didnt know.

Kato walked on one side of the river and the others walked on the other side.

Katos friends crossed again on some rocks.

When they found Kato he was throwing sticks at a hornets nest.

This looks fun Katos friends thought.

Stemshul wasnt sure though.

When noone was looking a strange man came walking up.

He didnt say anything. He just looked at his scroll.

Kato hit the nest with a big stick and everyone ran.

The End|W|P|109267384006694188|W|P|Katohater and the Bee Enthusiast|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com8/10/2004 03:19:00 PM|W|P|David|W|P|So Im trying to register my Serif PhotoPlus 5.5 software right now because they keep telling me I have to do it soon and were down to two days remaining on the thirty day deadline. Anyway theres some killer hold music. |W|P|109216590071965252|W|P|Only 4 bangin systems (only)|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com8/10/2004 04:38:00 PM|W|P|Blogger katohater|W|P|you're gonna get that thing registered. maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday.8/10/2004 11:13:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|Kato mentioned that we have entered the secret society that is Sams Club. Last night my boss asked me how I liked it and if Id found any good deals. I told him that we saved a lot of money on Clariton. He then says "Clariton, is that what you use? I can get you some Clariton." This is protocol with him. If youre talking about something he can do one of three things. He either

  1. can get you some.
  2. knows the person who owns it.
  3. knows something better that you should use.
Now I have some, dont care who owns Clariton and dont think theres anything better out there for allergy relief. So how do I tell him to suck it. All I want him to 'get for me' is this.
  1. New uniforms when my old ones are tattered. (like they are now)
  2. A raise, say every year, that reflects my ability and contributions to the company.
  3. A work environment that I can look forward to being in no matter whos running the shift.
These are the things a boss should give his employees. I can get Clariton, cup cakes and Faygo if I want them. I cant get the other things by myself. |W|P|109215180316863673|W|P|When the Devil Came, He was not Red|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com8/05/2004 12:50:00 PM|W|P|David|W|P|In this post I was accused of saying that katohater has "no extra space". He says I said this in this post. If you read the post youll see that I actually said "theres not much extra room in his room. Its packed." Now I was at the house since the move and kato has allocated alot of his floor space back. Im not sure where the sink ended up and Im pretty sure he wound up having to burning a lot of his stuff, but in the end it looks very nice.|W|P|109172525892115059|W|P|Corrections, contractions and appologies|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com8/01/2004 08:53:00 PM|W|P|David|W|P|For the most part the great move of 2004 has been completed. Theres just a little bit here and there that needs to be finished up. Its going to be interesting. Katohater has never lived away from his parents before and brought everything but the kitchen sink. Strike that, he may infact have brought a kitchen sink. Im not sure. Needles to say theres not much extra room in his room. Its packed.

Heres the living arrangement. Katohater, Uglytaco and Shedubeard are all living with Shedubeards wife and child. Kato and Ugly are living in the basement which is also where the den/musicroom/commons/dvd vault is. Shedus office is also in the basement. This will give him the feeling of actually going to work since hell beable to be on an entirely different floor than his family while hes 'at work'. This situation will prove to be interesting because Kato and Ugly will also have their food/kitchen in the laundryroom which is Shedus office.

About the den/musicroom/commons/dvd vault. This is the room where all the band equipment is going to be. Also lining the walls is all (mostly) of Katos DVDs. There is a theory that there will be several TVs set up for multi video game playing pleasure.

No ones really sure if Kato and Ugly are allowed upstairs. Shedu is allowed up stairs. We know this because he is incapable of providing himself with food and must be to dinner at 5:30 sharp. With the longer comute home from work the 5:30 deadline could prove to be a little difficult but it might mean leaving the office a little early. Gotta eat the food when its hot. He is trying to grow himself a Stemshul Pot-Belly®.

The Jew and I have been taking bets on who drops first and at whos hand. I think Shedu will take Kato out in a hairy rage.

On an unrelated note. I dont think the spell checker on this blogger is working. Its been three posts now that Ive put up that Ive run the spell checker on and no errors have shown up.

|W|P|109141010774996738|W|P|A whole new world.|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com