David|W|P|Thats right I said it. Enought!A couple weeks ago me and the Jew were playing around with our cell phones because it was slow as hell at work and we were board. I showed him how I could forward calls from my phone to any line that I knew the number too. He checked his phone and forwarded calls to my phone. Having had our fun we turned the forwarding off and went on with our day.
About twenty minutes ago I received a phone call. Yes I received a phone call at 1:55 am. I didnt get to it in time because I was in bed trying to sleep. When I looked at the phone there was a number on it that I didnt recognize. It was vaguely familiar but I didnt know who it was. When I called the number back it went to a girls voice mail. The voice on the message sounded like the Jews girlfriend. I wasnt sure though. I know katohater has her phone number so I log onto the online to see if hes there. He wasnt but the Jew was. This is the discussion that followed:
[14 02:00] stemshul: (beep)
[14 02:00] beatrixkills: (youare)
[14 02:00] stemshul: what do you want
[14 02:01] beatrixkills: (globe)
[14 02:01] stemshul: well what else do you want
[14 02:01] beatrixkills: how bout u
[14 02:01] beatrixkills: (trillian)
[14 02:01] stemshul: (meatwad)
[14 02:01] beatrixkills: (lotion)
[14 02:02] stemshul: im not going to get the water heater tomorrow
[14 02:02] beatrixkills: so water heater huh
[14 02:02] beatrixkills: y
[14 02:02] stemshul: im going to get it sunday
[14 02:02] beatrixkills: Y
[14 02:02] stemshul: when i have the whole day off
[14 02:02] stemshul: because its something that should take about an hour to do
[14 02:02] beatrixkills: i have thur fri off how bout one of those days
[14 02:02] stemshul: much like a shower wall
[14 02:03] beatrixkills: Hey we got the pipe wrench now though
[14 02:03] stemshul: (itstrue)
[14 02:03] stemshul: im still going to wait until sunday
[14 02:03] stemshul: so is that what you called about
[14 02:03] beatrixkills: fine gay it up
[14 02:03] beatrixkills: i didnt call you
[14 02:04] stemshul: 5559865
[14 02:04] beatrixkills: yes what about it
[14 02:04] beatrixkills: I could kill you
[14 02:05] stemshul: that's stephanies number right
[14 02:05] beatrixkills: No thats the number of your death if you call it
[14 02:05] beatrixkills: (gottaplay)
[14 02:05] stemshul: well that number just called me at 1:55 am 07/14
[14 02:06] stemshul: and when i called it back there was a pretty girls voice mail
[14 02:07] beatrixkills: I fucking hate cellphones
[14 02:07] stemshul: was she checking her voice mail and called me
[14 02:07] beatrixkills: she called me when i was on both lines and it call forwarded to your cell phone
[14 02:07] stemshul: lol
[14 02:07] beatrixkills: FUCKING PHONES
[14 02:08] stemshul: X-O
[14 02:08] beatrixkills: Im talking to her right now on the phone so she said she got your voicemail calling me
[14 02:08] beatrixkills: (mad)
[14 02:08] beatrixkills: (t)
[14 02:09] stemshul: why didn't she answer the phone when i called her back
[14 02:09] beatrixkills: cuz she was on the phone with me
[14 02:09] beatrixkills: she doesnt know your number
[14 02:10] beatrixkills: and she has a crush on you, she must have got shy
[14 02:10] stemshul: yeah girls do that around me
[14 02:10] beatrixkills: Hey your David Ross
[14 02:10] stemshul: (itstrue)
[14 02:10] beatrixkills: / bearded wonder
So whats the moral of the story? Dont date Jews.
|W|P|108978677926864709|W|P|Jews and their women|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com katohater|W|P|do you need her phone number? i have it if you need it.