5/26/2002 12:00:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|As it is Sunday today, it is time for a new person of the week. Scare Bob is the Person of the Week this week because he is a great drummer in O.J.'s Bronco and he helps keep people safe by scaring the bad people away. He is also an accomplished actor. His acting debut in "Dollars To Dances" was phenomenal. Even though he had a brief bout with heroin addiction, he is back and better than ever. Gotta love those googly eyes. Rubber Johnson forever! Quote of the Day: Who said it? John Randolph|W|P|111601654145700256|W|P|POTWSB (retro)|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com5/25/2002 12:00:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|Today we welcome a new staff member to 64tacos. Jaime has joined the team as David Ross' personal editor in chief. As Juke grows busier and busier and David's typing grows worse and worse the need for an additional editor became prevalent. Quote of the Day: Who said it? Jaime|W|P|111601638844561699|W|P|New Staff Member (retro)|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com5/24/2002 12:00:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|Do you remember the good old days when video games were limited to two dimensions. I'll bet that if you're from the generation of gamers who owned a Nintendo and made a list of your ten favorite games of all time at least 64% of them would be 2D. Here's my list.
  1. Super Metroid (2D)
  2. The Legend of Zelda (2D)
  3. Final Fantasy 7 (3D)
  4. Metroid (2D)
  5. Sonic The Hedgehog 2 (2D)
  6. Super Mario Brothers 3 (2D)
  7. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask (3D)
  8. Mega Man 3 (2D)
  9. Contra (2D)
  10. Wolfenstein (3D)
As you can see over 64% of my ten favorite games are 2D. They don't need any of those fancy 3D effects. They're good games because the game play and story are good. Also two of the games that I put as 3D aren't ever true 3D. Why is it that companies like Nintendo and Sony insist on forcing 3D games down our throats. I'll admit that a lot of them are beautiful. The only problem is that 'beauty is only skin deep'. Most of these games aren't that good. I wish someone would put some sense back into the video game makers to allow them to make good games again. METROID SHOULD NEVER BE A FIRST PERSON SHOOTER. NEVER!!!!!!!!!!! Quote of the Day:
Who said it? The greeters at Meijer.|W|P|111601629743969921|W|P|Top 10 List (retro)|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com5/22/2002 12:00:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|Tonight we're having our Packzi reunion. We will be compiling a complete song list, list of all the different rosters of band member, all venues played, and much much more. This is just another step needed to be taken for the basement. While your waiting for that I'll be putting up a couple more movie reviews. I'll be reviewing Six String Samari, The Professional and Star Wars Episode II. On that note, today we have a new review. Spider-Man has been reviewed. Go check it out. It contains our new tacos. These tacos are packed with even more yummy goodness and go down smooth. Quote of the Day:
  • I have been consorting with the all knowing Scare Bob and he assures me that their is a lacking where credit is due.
Who said it? Edward Lancaster III|W|P|111601605016244656|W|P|Paczki (retro)|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com5/21/2002 12:00:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|I've got an oldie but goodie for you guys today. Some of you may recognize it some may not. Once: It happens half the time. Twice: It always happens 3 Times: It always has and always will happen 4 Times: It always has, will and is happening 5 Times: "Tuna" 6 Times: Drumming 7 Times: Error 7 I hope you enjoyed that trip down memory lane as much as I did. Quote of the Day:
  • swimming with be available
Who said it? Jenna's open house invitation.|W|P|111601586422583624|W|P|The Minutes (retro)|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com5/20/2002 12:00:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|Very sorry about the lack of new content lately folks. I recently got a promotion and my work schedule is about 60 hours a week now. Yes I realize that it's already Monday and I'm just now telling you who the new person of the week is. This does not in any way detract from the significance of this person. This week we honor O.J. Simpson. O.J. has enriched our lives in many ways. From being one of the greatest running backs the NFL has ever seen to his acting career to single handedly putting Court TV on the map. Also, his Bronco police chase was pretty sweet too. If none of this had happened, there would never be the amazing band known as O.J.'s Bronco. It would probably still be named Outcast Loser People. Quote of the Day:
  • !!! Attention !!! Customers If your allergic to nuts please be aware that we DO have nuts in the premise
Who said it? Woody's Cone Stop|W|P|111601573527087217|W|P|Excuses (retro)|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com5/15/2002 12:00:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|You people are amazing. I don't post any updates for two days and I receive emails complaining about there not being any new content. Well I don't have anything new for you today. I do however have as many of the old updates as could be recovered. Unfortunately the first two weeks have been lost. Lost forever. Lost until I stop playing DND. There basement is getting closer to completion. Next Wednesday we will be building the history of The Infamous Packzi. Quote of the Day:
  • I'm sorry, nothing works on Spiderman.
Who said it? Suzi the ticket girl.|W|P|111601555301588476|W|P|Until I stop playing DND (retro)|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com5/12/2002 12:00:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|Its time for a new person of the week. This week we honor your mom. There are many reasons why your mom should be considered person of the week. I'm not going to list any of them. Happy Mother's Day. Quote of the Day:
  • It was easy. I told 'em I was you, I acted real stupid and they believed me.
Who said it? Ray Barboni (Dennis Farina) - Get Shorty|W|P|111601539913409620|W|P|POTWYM (retro)|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com5/09/2002 12:00:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|As a womanizer John Randolph is expected to apologize a lot. One thing that people don't realize is that being a womanizer gives you a special privilege. You are required to do a lot of the things people think you should apologize for. You loose your membership card and in John Randolph's case his job if he doesn't do many of the things you think he should have to apologize for. Because there is a lot of confusion regarding what womanizers like John do and don't have to apologize for we have constructed a list. This list is not to be considered complete and all encompassing in any way. It is the sixty-four things that first come to mind when this topic is brought up. Take a moment to look at it. Sixty-Four things that John Randolph does not have to apologize for:
  1. Anything
  2. Caring about his hair too much
  3. Constantly claiming people are checking him out
  4. Smelling her panties
  5. Making her pay for dinner
  6. Constantly checking himself out
  7. Stealing her panties
  8. Fabricating stories to enhance his sexual image
  9. Making her sleep in the wet spot
  10. Always talking like James Bond
  11. Smelling like cigar smoke and cheap whisky
  12. Pinching his waitress' ass
  13. Leaving the seat up
  14. Claiming he doesn't know what happened to her panties
  15. Your mother
  16. Knowing all the strippers by name
  17. Showing up at work drunk
  18. Playing Final Fantasy 8 or Diablo all day instead of going to work
  19. Making infomercials about losing weight by going to strip clubs
  20. Writing hate-mail to Betty Crocker
  21. Running around as Superman, wearing nothing but jeans as a cape
  22. Stealing a Jigglypuff toy from a bastard child
  23. Making the Neil Cap into a hat using duct tape and then putting it on Sonata
  24. Shaving his scrotum
  25. Putting his balls on Larry’s wood
  26. Dumping girls for stupid reasons
  27. Hiding Scare Bob behind the couch
  28. Being concerned about Sonata’s shaved stomach
  29. Making a duct tape cape and putting it on Sonata
  30. Stealing other people’s girlfriends
  31. Putting out on the first date
  32. Forwarding e-mail
  33. Making his crotch look big
  34. Drawing a Precious Moments dwarf looking around a corner
  35. Having amazing artistic talent
  36. Eating all the food in your house
  37. Videotaping himself saying that he will eat all the food in your house
  38. Being shirtless
  39. Passing gas and then ‘throwing’ it in your direction
  40. Making this list
  41. Burping and then blowing it in your direction
  42. Using clichés
  43. The sunshine on his shoulders
  44. Knowing the words to most disco songs including “It’s Raining Men”
  45. Letting his friends put his roommate’s Transformers into sexual positions
  46. Being drunk and stoned for 36 hours
  47. Saying "God gave you a hand didn't He?" when she complains about her neck hurting
  48. Reminding her she has another hand when she complains of the first one being tired
  49. Suggesting her neck should be feeling better right about now
  50. Waking downtown in a doorway across from a bum who is drinking his rum
  51. Covering a friend’s car with T.P. and shaving cream at his wedding
  52. Always having a story
  53. Bringing floozies to weddings or anyplace for that matter
  54. Peeing on Steve’s dorm room floor
  55. Earning the nickname “Touchy Feely Guy”
  56. Regularly using the phrase “If I don’t remember it, it never happened”
  57. Helping Luke “the Juke Box” Robitel in crazy schemes
  58. Getting drunk and lost in Lansing every year
  59. Sleeping in the house of some girl he found peeing behind a dumpster
  60. Eating enough Easy Cheese to get cancer
  61. Saying she like the fucking country dog man and meaning it as a compliment
  62. Not contacting his girl on Valentine’s Day so he can play DnD
  63. Dating Sara Rhodie for her 56” TV and DVD setup
  64. The number 64
Quote of the Day:
  • Have you heard the superman story yet?
Who said it? Anyone who has been to a party with Ted and has heard the superman story.|W|P|111601521850816323|W|P|64 things (retro)|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com5/05/2002 12:00:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|After talking it over the band has decided to call themselves 'OJ's Bronco' The deciding factors were that it tied for first on the poll. OJ's Bronco has much marketing potential. Perhaps the greatest factor was a quote from one of the comments of a poll participant. "I feel 'OJ's Bronco' would be an awesome name for a band. It really defines our generation and puts everything in perspective for me." Look, that DJ is feeding his face again. It's that time again. Time to honor a new Person of the Week. This week we honor Matt Holwerda. Now, none of us actually knew Mr. Holwerda before last night, however we know his daughter and new son-in-law quite well. We salute you Mr. Holwerda for the free food and drink and the wonderful time had by all at your daughter's wedding. Also, for bringing together three former people of the week in one building... Jessica, Ted, and the artist formerly known as Luke Robitel. Quote of the Day:
  • If you want me off this ship, you're going to have to pry it from my cold dead hands.
Who said it? Matt Hooton in regards to his Carnival Cruise experience.|W|P|111601435435331224|W|P|OJs Bronco, the name (retro)|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com5/04/2002 12:00:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|The results of our two polls have been calculated. Seventy-Eight percent of you said you did not like hearing from a former significant other. This makes me feel better. It confirms that I am not alone in my thinking. Not only am I not alone but I am part of the majority. If you'd like to see the results of the poll click here. Regarding band names. We have a tie. 'OJ's Bronco' and 'Sock Monkeys on Crack' have both received thirty-three percent of the vote. The band is going to take this information and use it in their final decision as to what the band name should be. Your input is greatly appreciated. If you'd like to see the results of the poll click here. Quote of the Day:
  • My antics will drive them insane long before they can ritualistically terrorize me.
Who said it? Señor Robitel|W|P|111601420011985277|W|P|Poll Results (retro)|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com5/01/2002 12:00:00 AM|W|P|David|W|P|Maybe I'm just funny, but I have been pissed off twice in the last two weeks by two different people with which I have had an intimate relationship. For some reason these girls thought that I would like to talk to them and in doing so get reacquainted with them. They both ironically were the two other halves in the two worst relationships I have ever had in my life ever. Both girls should be fully aware of the fact that they hurt me in ways that until it happened I didn't know you could hurt someone. I'm just amazed by these two. One happens to come into my place of employment and recognizes me then upon returning home calls and tells me I should call her and we should get together sometime and here's my phone number....... The other sends me an email telling me how she saw the website and how much she misses the old times and how much fun we had in the basement and how sorry she is (which was nice to hear I might add) and how she wants to know how everything is going..... With that said and much of the built up aggression released from inside me I ask all of you a quick question. As stated moments ago I may just be funny but I have a feeling I'm not alone on this. Take a quick second to answer the question below. (The question has been removed.) Quote of the Day:
  • A true friend stabs you in the front.
Who said it? Oscar Wilde|W|P|111601401640594694|W|P|Filled with hate (retro)|W|P|stemshul@gmail.com